I found something I like. The rest of the list is good too, but this is my favourite:

102: Have the audacity to be content. It takes courage to be content with who you are and where you're at right now. Millions of advertisements will try to talk you out of it, stay strong my friend.

our home

*A little background: My mum is away this weekend. *

(Cleaning up the living room)

Dad: I hate to think what would happen if the children in this family were left alone in the house for 24 hours. It would be terrible! It would be like Lord of the Flies in here!

(From the kitchen)

*Crash!* "ELI!!"

(A hasty investigation revealed a broken bowl and quite a bit of yogurt on the floor)

Sigh...

facebook fun

Dad had a funny thing happen today.When I got home from youth group, he told me about it. Then he said, "I'm going to post this as my facebook status!"

Observe:

Albert Gillespie

Used Victoria is hmmm?? What is the word? I had someone call tonight wanting to purchase one of the six man hole covers (don't ask) that I have for sale. He was trying to figure out if it would fit his particular hole. So I said "give me your number, and I will go out and measure the exact dimensions and get back to you." To this he responded "I am calling long distance... from Italy!?!"

*A minute or two later*

Dad: Hey! I have three notifications!

*Checks them* 

Dad: Whoa, three people commented on my status already...they all think it's hilarious...I'm going to get tons of comments!

Me: This is what happens sometimes when you actually *do* something on your facebook, dad.

 Dad: Huh...this is fun!